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If you have never been a part of a private community before, you are in for a delight: Less spammy, less trolly, and a greater sense of intimacy.

COOL PEOPLE ONLY brings us together as a band of both brothers and sisters dedicated to supporting each other in becoming the coolest people alive.

Meet Cool People

Tell us your cool stories for kind and generous discussion. Or, just tell us what's going on with you: We will come together to help you live a cooler life.

Global Events Calendar

If you have nothing to do, that's on you! The COOL PEOPLE ONLY global events calendar allows you to promote your own cool events, and also enables you to search cool community-added events in your area: Undergrounds, pop-ups, and low-key remarkable happenings are all on the menu.

Dating & Relationships

From helping you to glow up your dating profile, all the way to supporting you in navigating questions of cool couplehood: Boo, we got you!

Fashion

No fear of missing out on the latest trends and fashions: You'll be turning heads and turning down conversations.

Music & Dance

Discover the newest danceable tracks that slap, as well as step-by-step dance move instruction. 

Cooking & Cocktails

Learn palate-PUMPING recipes that can be easily prepared, as well as quenching cool cocktail mixes for enjoyment in moderation.

Interpersonal Tactics

Everybody has at least one problem person in his or her life and we will support you in dealing with yours.

The Coolest Gifts

Discuss the coolest products in the world, which also make for the coolest gifts!

The Cool Community

a book by S. Franklin Foe


S. Franklin Foe illustrates for you the sus and the samesies between two of the world's most exclusive communities: One, a notorious underground party crew in San Francisco, and the other, the most attractive alumni association to which a person can hold papers on this planet.

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COOL PEOPLE ONLY welcomes you to your true home, a private community where we support each other in becoming the coolest people alive! As a founding member, for less than one American dollar a month, you get to be first—and, as any hipster will tell you, Being first is very cool!

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Event Submissions

to our global events calendar


Do you have a cool underground foam party, pop-up restaurant where all of the servers are dressed as flappers, house party with a sick theme, or similar event to promote? Tell us about it, and if you're cool enough, we will add your event to the COOL PEOPLE ONLY Global Events Calendar.

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